Amazon Prime Air is a delivery system Amazon Inc. plans to implement into their service by the year 2015. Small packages purchased through Amazon.com will be shipped to the buyer via air drone in as little as 30 minutes.
i cant wait to fuck it
"it’s a bird!" "it’s a plane" *drone comes in for landing* *crashes into tree and the package breaks open on impact and the neighbors are standing outside their homes* *300,000 condoms litter the streets* *children run into the road and make snow angels*
if we’re in a mutual you should give me your:
social security #’s
GameFreak art set clearfile.
We all need someone to look up to
This is possibly the greatest thing I have seen on the internet.
I’m going to assume this has happened to anyone who’s ever cuddled anyone and has a penis.
Source (find the exact comic yourself; at least I linked you to the webpage)
no, no, dont do this, please, if you are cuddling w/ me your boner is like a compliment and i welcome you to grind that shit into the back of my legs
if we are spooning and there isn’t a boner pressed into my butt I will assume you don’t actually like me and get really upset
What happens when I try to be sociable.
Want a sugar cube?
what i want is his dick
never forget this relic of the golden age